The People Who Run The Internet
While from a completely different time, the old BBC series Yes Minister and its follow on Yes, Prime Minister was absolutely brilliant. It has a take on London newspapers that remains largely true today.
The joke pattern is frequently applied elsewhere. Today from from @hedders@mas.to and @thesmokinggnu@mastodon.social: (https://mas.to/@hedders/115304324019079553)
X is where you find the people who think they run the Internet.
Bluesky is where you find the people who think they ought to run the Internet.
Mastodon is where you find the people who actually do run the Internet, and kind of wish they didn't.
Instagram is where you find the wives of the people who run the internet.
Linkedin is where you find the people who own the internet.
Telegram is where you find the people who think the internet should be run by different people.
Truth Social is where you find the people who think it is.
People on Onlyfans don't care who runs the internet as long as she's got big tits.